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"I just received the bracelet and I absolutely LOVE it! Thank you so much! In fact, I am actually wearing it right now! I have many friends who ride with me and I am so pleased that I am going to show them the bracelet and refer them to you! Kaitlyn 4/17/08"
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:
~Reluctance to cook
~Reluctance to perform housework
~Reluctance to wear anything but boots
~Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
~Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction.)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. Former husbands refer to it as "The Sickness".
This has been a public service announcement.
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